One direction fans why you so funny. They be like “Omg imagine louis and harry slipped on stage and kissed omg! we are so perverted” and we just sittin here like
im sorry
i cant
hear you
over
our
reality
CAN YOU REPEAT THAT
Is
this
loud
enough?
Hey
Can
You
understand
me
yet?
Speak
up
a little
louder
Okay
How
about
now?
Loud
and
clear
babe
So I’ve decided to rec all my Onew ships!
You could also check out the master post rec list if you click on the title or this. :3
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*** = Favorites. But I love all of them.
Other Fics (may or may not contain Onew):
- JongKey - Sparkly rainbows and magic.
- ***JongKey/OnHo - Mission: Green Tea
- ***JongKey - Telephone (with an OMG at the end~ xD) »sequel» OnTae - What Jinki And Taemin Were Playing At
- ***MinKey/OnTae - Cold Heart Baby [1/10]
- MinKey - Of Books and Biscuits [1/11] (really good and interesting)
- MinKey - Sleepless
- MinKey - Dreams (porn)
- MinKey - Things That Go Bump In The Night (*cough* porn *cough*)
- JongTae - The Morning After (HOT)
- ***JongTae - Tattooed [7/7] (I linked the last part b/c links to the previous parts are included ^^ I really liked this fic alot! Jjong’s in a gang, Taemin is not. Smut & drama. Violence & blood. All the perks.)
- JongHo - Stillness (sweet)
One Person Focus:
- Taemin/Other - Tentacles (it’s untitled actually, so I’m labeling it “PORN”—KINK WARNING—holy fucking shit. Like, literally. I don’t know what to say to myself.)
- ***Jonghyun-Centric/Onkey/2min - Cliché (made me laugh so fucking hard x’DDD)
- Onew - If You Want Something Done Right (Where the saying “Go fuck yourself” is literal. I don’t know why I read this, but I did. It was surprisingly funny. And hot.)
- Onew - Masturbation (the title is the best description. funny end.)
More Than One Ship Focus:
- OT5/OnKey/2min - 50 Things that make Kimkey happy (This is adorable. Ninja!Junho/Jonghyun)
- ***Onew+SHINee/MinKey/JongHo/TaeKey - Drabbles (Smut drabbles. There are 2 for every ship, in which one tops first and then bottoms in the next. Some drabbles contain light BDSM themes, but I love this author and encourage giving this a chance.)
- ***JongYu/MinKey/Broken!TaeKey - Hospital!AU one shots (I laughed my ass off through all of these. Jjong is studying to be a psychologist Jinki is a gynecologist Kibum is a nurse, Minho is a neurosurgeon, and Tae is a pediatrician.)
Threesomes:
- OnJongKey (JongYu + OnKey) - Debauched (PWPWPWPWP really fucking hot tbh)
- OnJongKey - Out Loud (Apparently JongYu are together, but JongKey share Onew. This one is an OnKey smut, with many references to JongYu, and ninja!OnJongKey at the end. Its hot because it’s based off of Onew’s moans in Shout Out.)
- OnJongTae - Haze (I—uh—threesome. Threesomes mean porn. Drabble porn. But threesome porn is threesome porn, which means KINK WARNING: double penetration. Bottom!Onew. Fucking hell.)
OnJongHo (My official OT3.):
- OnJongHo - Debauched (As far as all threesomes go, this one is pure porn. Bottom!Jjong. KINK WARNING—double penetration.)
- OnJongHo - Christmas Wishes and New Year’s Kisses (The funniest, fluffiest, most adorable OT3 fic EVER. It is just the sweetest thing—I highly recommend it. Not smut, but full of wit and comedy.)
- ***OnJongHo - Better Than Sex (No actual sex occurs. JongHo don’t have a clue what to get each other and Jinki’s got it all figured out. I don’t think I’ll ever understand how threesomes work, but this one was sweet and amusing nonetheless.)
- OnJongHo - Let’s Teach Hyung A Lesson~ (Cockslut!Onew. Just like reading yaoi manga, in which the uke never actually gives consent, but secretly enjoys it, or whatever. Either way, it’s hardcore smut & JongHo are perverted dongsaengs.)
- OnJongHo - The Service (Really funny! It’s basically a gen fic, but the thongs make the whole thing pretty homosexual, just saying.)
- ***OnJongHo - Shameless (Porn. Cross-dressing. Dom!Minho.)
- OnJongHo - Face Value (Onew didn’t know his best friends fucked, not until they invited him. OMFG. Minho on Onew on Jjong, I can’t.)
JooNew (I just started reading these tbh, but I love them. A lot.):
- JooNew - You Are My Phobia (this was AMAZING and heart-wrenching and perfect and omg i LOVED it ;w;)
- JooNew - He Kissed Me (I—uh—wut?? Part 1 is cute as hell. Part 2… escalated quite quickly into porn—didn’t see that coming. Kink warning (not really?) on part 2)
- JooNew - This Is A Story of a Boy (ASDFGHJKL CUUUTEEE~~)
